Friday, February 5, 2010

Capgemini Debate TV


For those of you who don't know, I am a Capgemini employee. So when I say that I think Capgemini Debate TV is a good idea,* I am probably somewhat biased.

* Someone should teach whomever is recording the above video a thing or two about lighting. Ummm.....Andy, if that's you recording yourself please don't have me fired :)

The reason I believe it is a good idea is because sometimes it is more pleasant to watch someone speak about a topic than it is to read their thoughts. Sometimes it is easier to get participation by asking someone to talk for five minutes, than write a 2000 word article. Sometimes it might be more convenient to watch a video on bus or cab than to read 15 pages of a white paper. Sometimes you can get a better feel for a piece of technology by seeing it. But more importantly, not everyone is a reader.* I have friends who will not read a history book under any circumstances, yet consistently watch the History Channel, or who won't read anything about politics yet love the Daily Show. By limiting yourself to the printed word to convey your message, you might be limiting the amount of people who have valuable information on a topic. Steve Jobs isn't known as a gifted writer, but he is known for being a gifted presenter. Adding another medium to increase collaboration around a topic to help us all move forward is always a good thing.

* I blame schools.

Anyways, here is the official blurb:
The conversations on Debate TV will address specific questions of the kind that we encounter in our work in consulting, technology, and outsourcing. We'll also be covering the macroeconomic context for business. Topics such as globalisation are highly relevant for example. Debate TV does not replace our existing blogs but will coexist with them as an extra channel. One that lets you put faces to names.
LinkHere is the link, and have a great weekend.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Stupid Criminals [Tweets of the Day]

Imagine you are a burglar. You planned and timed your latest theft to perfection. You are sitting in the victim's house in the middle of the day while the owner is slaving away at his 9-5. You think to yourself, "What a sucker." The diamonds are in your hand. There is nothing blocking your exit. You are home free...so naturally* you decide to check your Facebook profile in the victims home AND leave yourself signed in so that the cops can find you. You, sir, are a moron. On to the Tweets of the Day.

* I am not entirely sure how to fully express the level of sarcasm I used in that word.
  • You can now watch your Slingbox on your iPhone.
  • Touch screen kindle in the works?
  • Why you should not use the same username and password for multiple sites.
  • This should be fun. I, for the record, am rooting for HTML5 to replace it.
This should have been posted last night, but I failed.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

IParody [Tweets of the Day]



Fortunately, there are people out there funnier than me who have the spare cycles to create the above video that is mocking the iPad video I posted a couple of days ago. As for the tweets of the day:
Now that I am using Firefox again, I can easily send tweets with the TwitterBar extension, so expect more of this type of content in the near future.

Hat Tip to - Technocrati

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

iPad and the Apple Cult



Look, I'm not going to say that the iPad in the above video isn't awesome. I'm not even going to say that Apple doesn't make great products. They are not usually my bag, but I get why they sell. However, I despise this video, and apple product videos in general. They make me want to claw my eyes out.

Seriously. Look at the first guy's eyes as he says that the device is "magical." Are you freaking kidding me buddy? Apple is not selling pixie dust, nor flying unicorns, nor crystal balls that look into the future. They are selling beautiful, easy to use, electronic devices. Magical! What a crock. The man is delusional. I picture this same expression on some mad British Nanny on a Law and Order re-run explaining that God told her to drown the children. Watching this above video is like being dragged into a Scientology meeting where they try to brainwash me into believing that an E-meter, a device that measures minute changes in electrical resistance through the body when a person holds electrodes (metal "cans"), can solve all my problems. And I wish it were just the first guy, but all their eyes have the same sort of fanaticism as your average teenage girl who thinks that the world will end if her favorite American Idol contestant is not chosen. Hopefully they all just tripping on acid or something,* at least it will give them an excuse for being absurdly fanatical.

* Do people still trip on acid these days?

Anyways, the new product is unveiled at $499 and I'm looking forward to owning one. Maybe I'll post an actual review in the near future when the brainwashing rubs off.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Google Voice





I was originally going to write about Google Voice when I first received my invite to the beta version. Then I was going to do a video blog about it using the flip camera, but I never got around to it. Something to do with having another full time job for 60+ hours a week and going through customs twice a week keeps me busy. Anyways, I recently had my "AH HA!" moment and decided, like many others, to write about it shortly there after.

For those of you who are unaware of Google Voice, it's one phone number (for free) to rule them all. Here is a quick bullet point list of the features that I think are cool:
  • Call screening - Decide by contact, or group, if the phone will ever ring when they call it. And if you don't know the person, make them introduce themselves before you choose to answer the phone. Now when that crazy ex-boyfriend from high school calls, it will always go to voice mail.
  • Grouping your contacts - So maybe your work personality doesn't quite jive with your professional life, well fear not, now you can have multiple voice mails depending on the caller. Feel free to have that terrible T-Pain ring back tone again.
  • Ring multiple phones at the same time - When someone calls your Google Voice number it can ring any phone you wish, or all of them. Perfect for those people with a work, home, and mobile phone that don't feel like taking them all every where they go.*
  • Set times when your phone will ring - seems pretty obvious
* Not that you can take your home phone with you unless you had a reeeeaaaaally long cord.

More importantly, back to my "AH HA!" moment (because this is obviously all about me). Unfortunately, I'm out of the country all the freaking time, and calling from hotel rooms would be ridiculous. Considering that I'm trying to be fiscally responsible, I didn't want to make a call for a fantasy football trade with my work phone that was roaming internationally. Enter Google Voice. After re-texting a few friends from my browser about a fantasy football trade, who texted my Google voice number, I added my Skype phone number to my list of phones; said friend called my number which rang my Skype account, and I completed a fantasy football trade. For the person on the other line, he didn't have to find another number to call, didn't have to figure out where I was and if I could talk, he just called the number and magically I was available even though I didn't have a phone and was in another country. I think that's pretty cool. Not to mention, that later on in the year when I went to Italy anyone who called that number could reach me when I was online without having to pay international calling fees.

And that's when it hit me. I finally have full control of my telephonic identity.* I will never be tied to a provider again. It took some effort to get the hang of it, and I went through some growing pains with the setup, but now if anyone wants to call me, they can reach me regardless of where I am, what provider I am using, or what phone I am using. They are no longer calling a provider who is connecting them to me, they are just calling me in a metaphysical way of speaking.

* Ya, I made up that phrase

Check out the Google page for more information.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The Rise of the Droids

Not that it matters, but I wrote this about a month ago and never published it. Then I read this article in the times today that reminded me about it. Unfortunately, it may seem a little less prophetic with all the new Droids out there, but hey, it is the thought that counts.

Until recently, wireless providers, and cell phone manufacturers, were spending too much money into their respective operating systems with the hope that they could lock you into their services (I'm looking at you Verizon and your V-Cast crapola). By continuing to invest in proprietary software, the advance of mobile phones continued to stall. The problem with investing money into developing operating system code, is that developing code is not in their core business. As a result, and not surprisingly, the products continued to suck. To further the point (and I am being over simplistic), wireless providers provide you phone service and terrible customer service. Cell phone manufacturers, like HTC or Motorola, design and build cell phones. Nowhere, in either sector, should they have a business driver that says "Develop the best operating system for mobile phones."

So you - the brilliant reader - ask, who should develop a mobile operating system? The way I see it (read the stupid way), there are two major players that are in that market. First, and the most obvious, would be your software companies. It's what they do. However, lots of people make software, and it does not mean that they should be in the mobile market or would even be good at it (see Windows Mobile), but they are definitely players. The second group is advertisers. There are millions of people that are basically begging to have ads sent to them everywhere they go when they search for things like "nearest pizza shop", and more eyeballs on more ads equals more money. But without a decent phones, this is an untapped market.

Now what companies combine these two skills - advertising, and writing good software? Search engines you say? I say you are smart AND good looking. Go get yourself a cookie, I'll wait. Search engines have the most to gain/lose if millions of people can or cannot search from their mobile devices. Making sure people have any easy way to access the Internet on their mobile phones gives them a bigger customer base, which gives them a chance to sell more ads, which again equals more money. Enter the Goog and their new OS Android. Google spearheading an open operating system for all wireless providers to use - that just so happens to integrate tightly with Google services - before any of their competitors can join the party, helps ensure that you, me, and your mother stay with the Goog forever. The only real question left was how do they get everyone (i.e. manufacturers, phone companies, and third party developers) to use it? The easiest way, is to let everyone to play, and to give it away, for free. Whoa, parts of that rhymed! Call Oprah, I need a book deal.

So what does this mean? It means that in the very near future, everyone and your grandma is going to have an Android phone. Not necessarily because it is the best (it is too soon to tell), but because it makes the most sense. In Wikinomics, Tapscott and Williams talk about how IBM has saved hundreds of millions of dollars by investing 100 million a year into Linux. What kind of crazy gorilla math is that? Here is the quick and dirty. Being in the operating system business was costing IBM tons of money. It was a battle they were not winning, and it was not the type of business they wanted they wanted to fight over anymore. Instead of fully investing in the OS wars, by investing a fraction of their operating system budget into Linux, IBM was able (and is still able) to take advantage of thousands of programmers' time and effort (read FREE WORK) that would cost them One Billion dollars (said in Dr. Evil's voice) to develop in house. So in essence, they get an enterprise quality operating system for 10 percent of what it would cost them to develop internally. The open source environment wins, and IBM wins.

A better example, also from Wikinomics, is the human gnome project and it comes from the most unlikely of sources. The Big Pharma companies were fighting over completing and patenting the human gnome code in silos. Meaning that tons of research was being duplicated, which was delaying the knowledge that was required to develop blockbuster drugs. Without a full understanding of the human body, it is harder to develop drugs for all kinds of diseases and ailments. Instead of continuing to fight that battle, forward thinking executives in Merck decided to open up their knowledge of the human genome to everyone because it was in their best interest to have a full understanding of the human body rather than have patents on certain genes. Since anyone could access this for free, and they didn't give themselves special priority access, the scientific community could make progress faster, their competitors could make progress faster, and they could get approval from the FDA faster since it was peer reviewed. That is not to say that there motivation was all butterflies and honey. There was obviously a bit of sabotage in their plan, now that anyone could participate in mapping the human gnome, everyone else's silos now would be less valuable. However, by having everyone collaborate together (universities, other Pharma companies, etc) they could get the base of their research at a fraction of the cost. By getting rid of a piece of business that wasn't vital to their business drivers (it wasn't creating drugs) Merck and the rest of the world wins.

Now, this exact situation is happening in the cell phone market. It makes sense for all phone companies and manufacturers to invest in the open source mobile operating system Android, because it benefits them all to have better phones, and like the IBM and Merck examples, they don't have to front the entire cost of developing software. By everyone putting in a fraction of the money that they would normally spend, they get to benefit from the Linux community (Android is a Linux based OS), they get to benefit from Google for help with design, building, and integration with Google services, and they get to benefit from third party developers who create the apps that everyone gets to buy and use. The sum of their participation greatly outweighs how much money they would have to spend, and the proprietary advantage that would be gained by creating the same product internally. In the end, it benefits everyone. The more people who have Internet friendly phones means more people that will buy data packages from phone companies. The more Internet friendly phones with data packages their are, the bigger the customer base for mobile searches becomes. Cell phone companies win, manufacturers win, and, most importantly, more people search with Google, which means of course that in the end Google wins.

Plus, every time you search with an Android phone it just resets the two year window in which Google owns your soul.

Friday, October 16, 2009

SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU


Note the language is NSFW by any standards, but is a great demonstration of all the things you can do with Google Wave.

Video via - mashable

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